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jones #15 on: July 02, 2014, 11:31:01 PM

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Wife asks her software engineer husband "Hey, could you go to the shop for me and get a litre of milk? And if they have eggs, get six."
The husband returns with six litres of milk. "Why on earth did you buy six litres of milk??" asks the bewildered wife.
"They had eggs."

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holdaaja #16 on: July 02, 2014, 11:37:30 PM

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haha, I like that one, 40 FIMK your way

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Ikaros #17 on: July 02, 2014, 11:48:44 PM

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Can I have some skullcoins? Really ;D. Look at the small picture and what you see?

Edit. I put a joke.

I have got 10 Fimk so I have got my reward, but if you like my "joke" and want you can send me some extra, I don't get mad.
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Sijoittaja #18 on: July 02, 2014, 11:49:40 PM

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Holdaaja I gave your main account 10000 firstasset for testing.

chrispy1135 #19 on: July 02, 2014, 11:58:59 PM

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very good jokes, 40 sent to each  ;D

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olberg #20 on: July 03, 2014, 12:03:45 AM

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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jones #21 on: July 03, 2014, 03:18:20 AM

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Just sent the most recent ones. And thanks everyone the jokes are great  :)
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warmach #22 on: July 03, 2014, 03:48:39 AM

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God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made". Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large landmass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Finland, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets, and rolling hills. The people from Finland are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they are going to be found travelling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting next to them in Sweden and Russia."

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jones #23 on: July 03, 2014, 04:16:13 AM

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I'll have to visit Finland some time, it seems rather cool there (if you've seen what I've done there)  ;D
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warmach #24 on: July 03, 2014, 04:32:15 AM

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I'll have to visit Finland some time, it seems rather cool there (if you've seen what I've done there)  ;D


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iscy #25 on: July 03, 2014, 08:47:15 AM

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jones #26 on: July 03, 2014, 09:36:30 AM

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Don't hit someone with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
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unix is the best

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nofim #27 on: July 03, 2014, 10:21:15 AM

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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
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nofim #28 on: July 03, 2014, 10:27:53 AM

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The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
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jones #29 on: July 03, 2014, 10:44:31 AM

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nofim +50 for two

I am very glad I started this, these kind of jokes are the best.
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