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n-pelle #60 on: August 20, 2014, 10:06:52 AM

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Without music life would b flat.

Or just go read what lame pun coon has on offer today, and laugh your a**e off.
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jones #61 on: August 21, 2014, 12:17:53 AM

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Dollux #62 on: September 03, 2014, 11:30:41 PM

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I did not lose a leg in the war so I could tell jokes on a forum, yes I know I have got both legs intact, like I said, I did not lose a leg in the war.

Lunero #63 on: September 04, 2014, 09:36:45 AM

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I'm not good at making up jokes or storytelling, but I can tell you what happened in one large project we were coordinating

So, the project was called suomi puhtaaksi päivässä, I was the lead programmer in that.
We were using dropbox, as was specifically briefed, dropbox works as if one of the members of the project delete's a file, it is deleted on all computers, so it syncs.
One day, i was cleaning out my computer, and I deleted the folder that was configured to be the dropbox folder, so, after i had deleted it, the dropbox sync icon started to roll, and my face went red, and I panic'd. it only took like 10 seconds when the project "leader" called me. I told him i had accidentally deleted the folder, and he was like "WHAT! ok, ok, calm down, just get the files from your trash bin to where they belong" I said "But I used shift+delete!" he: "SHIFT DELETE!?!?"

anyways, we could restore the files from dropbox service, so its all good. those words still echo in my head, and I think its one of the funniest things that ever happened to me.

DC8 #64 on: September 29, 2014, 08:48:34 PM

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Tsuru #65 on: October 16, 2014, 06:46:51 PM

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A kid asks his dad "What's the difference between realistically and potentially?"
The boy asks his mom "Would you have sex with George Clooney for a million dollars?"
The mother responds " While I am a married woman, that is a lot of money. He is also a very attractive man."
The boy asks his sister "Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Well of course! " she exclaims.
Finally he asks his brother "Would you have sex with Tom Cruise for a million dollars"
And he hums and haws about it "I dunno man, well... That is a lot of money. Yeah alright I'd do it."
When the boy sees his father again the father asks " Did you figure out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
"Yes father, Potentially were sitting on $3,000,000. Realistically were living with two whores and a fag."

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Miksu #66 on: December 02, 2014, 03:17:13 PM

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